Andy Hammond

Seven of the following ten things are true about me. See if you can guess what they are: 1) I love my job of teaching people to fly airplanes. 2) I sat through four hurricanes in the fall of 2004. 3) My pet parrot sings to me in the shower, and gets jealous when I introduce her to women. 4) I read so voraciously that I go through books the way most people go through clean socks. 5) I once threw a new-years' party where everyone got naked.