Carroll Hoff "Beano" Cook (Born September 1, 1931) is an ESPN college football historian and commentator. He received his B.A. from the University of Pittsburgh in 1954. He joined ESPN in 1986 as a studio commentator. Cook also does freelance radio and television work in the Pittsburgh area. He has most recently been seen on ESPNEWS every Thursday on the Hot List debating with Brian Kenny. He is known for his quick wit. Wikipedia
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I'd rather listen to Beano talk college football than some of these other hacks on the WWL. I hope when you're an old man it hurts to take a piss and you crap your pants whenever someone turns on a microwave. ... Cook received his unusual nickname at thebiglead.com/?p=3824
