"All charming people are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction. --Oscar Wilde"
"Animals have these advantages over man: they have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. --Voltaire"
"Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. --Ambrose Bierce"
"The trouble with our times is that the future isn't what it used to be.--Paul Valery"
"When the true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that all the dunces are in confederacy against him. --Jonathan Swift"
