"Well, it's better than a kick in the teeth."
"That's not red! Even if it was red, it'd be orange!"
"It's like you're [verb]ing (a|the) [noun] but the [vaguely-related noun] (is|isn't) [verb]ing the [other vaguely-related noun]."
"You learn Emacs one 'Oh shit!' at a time."
"[vague claim with no actual details]"