- male, 99 years old (San Jose, California, United States)
- Winnebago Man. 'Nuf said.
- male, 104 years old (Israel)
- I am the man who you curse when you stub your toe, and by the way that was all aquaman's fault not mine. I am also the man who you praise and worship.
- male, 95 years old (Las Vegas, Nevada)
- I was born in Bethlehem in 0 A.D. to a virgin as the lovechild of the Almighty Creator. I have been misrepresented in every way concievable by...
- male, 105 years old (Israel)
- Hello everyone! I'm Jesus! Despite what my userinfo says, i'm really 2004 years old! :)
- female, 104 years old (United States)
- Well, shit...
- male, 105 years old (Ireland)
- Im fucking Jesus! I loves me some hoes... 'specially if you can get a fist or two in there... Tha bitch be too nasty if you have to call a...
- male, 32 years old (Beverly Hills, California, United States)
- I like to take long walks on the water. I'm always turning water into wine and getting wasted with my bros. And I'm great at parties with my Death...
- male, 104 years old (United States)
- There's not too much to say... I was born about 2,005 years ago. My parents never really knew each other, but my step dad was a cool guy. He's the...
- male, 24 years old (United States)
- male, 21 years old (Compton, California, United States)
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