- Jesus
Jesus (8–2 BC/BCE to 29–36 AD/CE),[1] also known as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity. He is also called Jesus Christ, where "Jesus" is an Anglicization of the Greek Ίησους (Iēsous), itself a Hellenization of the Hebrew יהושע (Yehoshua) or Hebrew-Aramaic ישוע (Yeshua), meaning "YHWH is salvation"; and where "Christ" is a title derived from the Greek christós, meaning the "Anointed One," which corresponds to the Hebrew-derived "Messiah."
- Jesus F. Christ
Wenn du nicht weiÃt, wem ichââ¬Â¦ dann du Notwendigkeit, mehr hinauszugehen bin. Ich bin Jesus F. Christ!!!!, dir die Wahrheit gut zu sagen bin ich bekanntes threwout mein Land als Jesus F. Christ. Ich kann aus keinem Grund SEHR Mittel manchmal sein, was so überhaupt. Ich mag eine gute Beleidigung und ich mag eine Rückseite werfen. Ich liebe eine gute Herausforderung.
- Jesus H. Christ
While the world's revolvin, on it's axis // I come with mad love and plus the illest warlike tactics // The wilderness is filled with this; so many people // searching for false lift, I'm here with the skills you've missed // The rejected stone is now the cornerstone // Sort of like the master builder when I make my way home // You know my steez...
- Jesus H Christ
Hi, my name is Jesus Hank Christ. You may know me as the King of the Jews, or savior, and every once in a while I've been known to be called the messiah, but I dont let that get to my head, I'm a down to earth kind of guy! I usually spend alot of time with my dad, especially on the weekends, and on my free time I do alot of charity work for the sick and homeless.
- Jesus H. Christ
Well, my mom was a virgin named Mary, my dad, Joseph, was a carpenter. I went into the family business at a young age, and proceeded to disappear from the earth until I was in my thirties. I'm pretty good at utilizing things. I mean, I did change water into wine, and multiplied fish and bread for some hungry homies. I'm a pretty nice guy who's looking for a nice girl to spend time with.
- Jesus H. Christ
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- Jesus H. Christ
Hello all. Hello my brothers and sisters, I thank you for visiting this page devoted to myself. To start, my name is Jesus Christ, but my friends call me the Messiah, J.C, etc. I'm currently single, and I'd be happy to find the right one, but as for now I'm just living the single life amongst my peers. My hobbies, outside of chillin' with the Apostles are listening to music, preaching about our father, and doing magic tricks.
- Jesus Tapdancing Christ
- Jesus H Christ
What up! Not much to say about me that already hasn't been said. I hang out with these twelve dudes in the desert...not like the Manosn family or anything dodgy. I like to do cool tricks like make axe heads float on water, raising the dead, turning water into wine, re-attaching severed ears...it's all good.
- Jesus H. Christ
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- Jesus H. Christ
Winnebago Man. 'Nuf said.
- Jesus H. Christ
I am the man who you curse when you stub your toe, and by the way that was all aquaman's fault not mine. I am also the man who you praise and worship.
- Jesus H. Christ
I was born in Bethlehem in 0 A.D. to a virgin as the lovechild of the Almighty Creator. I have been misrepresented in every way concievable by mankind, and have now returned to set the record straight.
- Jesus H. Christ
Hello everyone! I'm Jesus! Despite what my userinfo says, i'm really 2004 years old! :)
- Jesus H Mutha Fuckin' Boom Boom Christ
Well, shit...
- Jesus H. Christ
Im fucking Jesus! I loves me some hoes... 'specially if you can get a fist or two in there... Tha bitch be too nasty if you have to call a friend(s) to fufill her fisting needs.
- Jesus H. Christ
I like to take long walks on the water. I'm always turning water into wine and getting wasted with my bros. And I'm great at parties with my Death and Ressurection trick!
- Jesus H. Christ
There's not too much to say... I was born about 2,005 years ago. My parents never really knew each other, but my step dad was a cool guy. He's the one who go tme into the whole wood working thing. I never really met my real dad until I was older, but that's cool. We're really close now, I've lived with him for a long time. I mean, yeah, It's hard to get to know him, but he knows me really well.
- Jesus H. Christ
- Jesus H. Christ
- Jesus H. Christ
I Am: I Am. I am YHWH! King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Gloria Hallelujah. Bringer of Peace, Saviour to the World, Inventor of the Incandescent Light Bulb, and All Around Nice Guy!
- Jesus H. Christ
- Jesus Hippie Christ
- Jesus H. Christ
- Jesus H. Christ
Read my book and find out.
- Jesus Motherfucking Christ
- Jesus H Muthafuckin Boom Boom Christ
- Jesus Teh Christ
- Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ
- Jesus Christ
my name is jesus and im here to make sure everyone listens to slayer and gets all the heroine they want whenever they want it.
- Jesus Christ
I'm 22 and from Concord/Townsend, MA. I work for Litle & Co. in Lowell, doing a mix of HR/IT and some other finance and engineering work....we're a small company so I get to participate in alot. I currently am also a head coach for the CCYH bantam hockey team....its alot of fun working with kids and doing what I love.
- Jesus Christ
I was born on December 25th about 2,000 years ago. Many people debate about the date that I was born, so I forgot what year it was. I am the son of God. People tell me that I am a very kind-hearted person. I like to think that I am. I love peace, harmony, and telling people tales about God's fore-seeing. I enjoyed walking with my 12 apostles and considered them all brothers. Nobody in this world is a bad person.
- Jesus Christ
I'm 17.
- Jesus
I'm pretty much the coolest person you're ever gonna meet. I'm laid back. I hate drama, bullshit, people who play beer pong and people who talk to much. I'm the quiet one in the back of the room. I love music. Pretty much what my life revolves around. I basically laugh at everything. I'm pretty shy until you get to know me.
- Jesus Christ
Hey, I'm Max. I'm 7' tall, 250 lbs, with a prince albert. I enjoy smoking crack rocks.
- Jesus Christ
P.be ID: 75550.
- Jesus Christ
music...music...and music...(i'm a well rounded person)i also enjoy painting, watching movies, cooking and all things batman.
- Jesus Christ
Well you might know me, I'm Jesus, I've been alround for quite a while now, 2000 years ish, I enjoy creating miricles and playing chess, occationally I create huge storms in America for a luagh, I dont do it anywhere else because you dont shit on your own door step. The day i decide to blow up Mt St Helens will be crazy.
- Jesus Christ
Allow me to shepherd you through the quandaries of life. I can help with all of your questions-- it is what I am here for. Ask Me Now!
- Jesus Christ
Genesis 17:1- I am God Almighty.