David

David

male, 34 years old (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
I want a house in Rio and one in Buenos Aires. I´d sail between them in a giant upright bass with a grand piano in the living room. In the ki... More
Laura

Laura

female, 35 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
I like to laugh and sing and skip and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Avram Walden

Avram Walden

male, 25 years old (Santa Cruz, California, United States)
My ass is SO big I can barely sit in this damn chair. I need to do some pilates or something because I'm a fucking lard ass. It's a wonder I EVER... More
Brian

Brian

male, 34 years old (Richmond District, San Francisco, California, United States)
Remember that scene in High Fidelity (not that great, really), where the nerdy record store clerk (the not-Jack Black guy) asks John Cusack how he... More
Maggie Bethke

Maggie Bethke

female, 26 years old (denver, Colorado, United States)
bite sized pizza roll bites, now in more fun colors....25% less lead!