John Sewell

John Sewell

male, 101 years old (Atlanta, Dirty South, Georgia, United States)
I,I... I loves peoples! Making people smile makes me happy. Don't tell Mama about that hole. I'll feed yer steak and pertaters, sallit...
Alexander Davies

Alexander Davies

male, 21 years old (United Kingdom)
Well no matter how much I write on this thing, you won't know fuck-a-doodle-doo unless you communicate with me in someway. So I'll keep this intro... More
Ryan

Ryan

male, 34 years old (Eugene, Oregon, United States)
American dwarf actor Ryan Stotz has always claimed to have been born in the early 1920s, but the evidence of his somewhat wizened, all-knowing... More
Christopher

Christopher

male, 40 years old (United States)
Just go to www.czuga.com OR www.skullring.org. Go already! Buy some groovy pop culture type artwork geeks! Keep me from having to get a real job!!!... More
Jamie Hancock

Jamie Hancock

male, 36 years old (United Kingdom)
Hello, I'm Jamie. I drink a whole lotta tea and I made a MySpace page that looks like a Tescos carrier bag, so you just watch your flaming step,... More
Sarah Hall

Sarah Hall

female, 32 years old (comaha, NE, United States)
i go overboard inside. i'd like to wear someone else's heart on my sleeve.
Seth Darr

Seth Darr

male, 35 years old (Anchorage, Alaska, United States)
(defun factorial (n) (if (<= n 1) 1 (* n (factorial (- n 1)))))
Ilene Kissinger

Ilene Kissinger

female
Hmmmmm.....born in Michigan and now reside in the capital of California. Even though I love CA, I miss my homestate dearly. The snow, the... More