Alyssa

female, 18 years old (CandyLand, Indiana, United States)
Christian, single, high school, from Indiana, voluptuous, likes tv…ButtholeSurfer
BHS = BUTTHOLE SURFER.

Austin

male, 22 years old (Reno, Nevada, United States)
single, Taoist, Native American, athletic, gemini, MySpace…ButtholeSurfer
He has the charisma of Frank Sinatra and the rugged manliness of a lumber jack. His default expression is a determined scowl, like he's prepared to...

Bjorn Jakobson

male, 17 years old (gimli, Manitoba , Canada)
divorced, ButtholeSurfer
There's nothing "little" about me. Get it. As in, my pants. As in, I have a large penis." "EEEEEEEOOOOWWW!""Come on Napoleon Iknow she's got like...

Chris Stubbings

male, 24 years old (Reading, United Kingdom)
single, ButtholeSurfer