Evan Seinfeld (born December 29, 1967 in Brooklyn, New York) is an adult film actor, director and heavy metal vocalist for the band, The Spyderz. Previously, he had also performed with Biohazard and Damnocracy. He was born in Brooklyn and raised by father Ira and mother Lois. He spent his early summers with his parents at Camp Lokanda in Glen Spey, New York where his father was the head counselor.

I was what others did not want to be I went where others feared to go and did what others failed to do. I asked nothing from those who gave nothing, and reluctantly accepted the thought of eternal loneliness....should I fail. I have seen the stark face of terror: felt the stinging cold of fears; and enjoyed the sweet taste of a moments love. I have cried, pained and hoped....but most of all I have lived times others would say were best forgotten.

I am the President of Johnson and Wales Hillel.

All Around Good Guy!!!! I appeared on a sports trivia game show which proves that I am a psycho....

I'm a teacher at Luis Muñoz Marin Middle School in Newark, NJ. Its an interesting and challenging job teaching 6th grade in Newark, but no matter how frustrated I get, I'm almost always looking forward to the next day. I really love what I'm doing and hope to help my kids get on the right track.

I like peanutbutter sandwiches and making spinach dip. My latest addiction is to writing my book called serial dating. It's about all the rediculous things that boys say on dates and then some. You better be careful if you've gone on a date with me...your name could end up in print...lol It's slim pickins here in NY...girls we are moving! RISE UP MY CHILDREN...roxy! Plotting my future with Allyson...right on top of it Rose.

soon enough.

See: Interests. I am pretty chilled and easy going. Beats and grooves are my true loves, as well as finding new or totally unique things. My new motto for life is to not pass up any opportunity because you never know the adventures or experiences you might miss; and as the great Danny Bukem said, 'if you dont want to be somewhere in life, dont be there.' I try to live by those ideas.

I like: dancing, singing off key, traveling, drinking, reading, movies, being random, getting dressed up, playing in the mudd, RUGBY, sleeping in, staying up all night, amvets, wine, warm weather, causing ruckus, mario tennis, hot tubs, coffee, coffee shops:), art, clay.

Condensed Version: I like good friends, strong drinks, fast cars, and sometimes coffee.

you know you looooove my style.

im 23 years old, spent 5 summers in US and A and loved every minute of it at a little town in NYC Called Glen Spey, where everyone is related. I was workin at a Summer Camp coachin soccer. CAMP LOKANDA, I miss it crazily if tht a word, BVH, Bowling and losing at it, always beating the rest of the world at FOOTBALL (sorry soccer to yanks haha jk), but now living in Fareham ENGLAND so gotta make the best of it, na i got wicked mates here so im happy.

Anyone who actually writes their Job in this profile is actually lying...Their job consists of 30% talking on their cell phones, 20% Text Messaging, 40% Chatting or reading on the Internet, 10% Lunch and 20% trying to figure out how to add up percentages to equal 100.

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