- Cosmo Kramer
Basically i am Chuck Norris...With my sweet roundhouse kick abilities of course. G-mans pretty sweet too.
- Cosmo
whoa whoa whoa whoa lets see yeah!! how bout that, its somthing huh yeah its like whoa! no question......... go El Salvador! Salvadoran blood to the fullest representa su cultura sipotes y sipotas guanac(os/as) salvatrucha oh yeah and dont forget the good ol U.S of A yeah boy! (kramer: yiditditdititd oH Yeah!)
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my name is trevor, single, and 21. oh yeah!!!
- Cosmo Kramer
i like widgets more than marbury and jam, unless the toast is really thick.
- Cosmo Kramer
Well, I was on this sitcom and it was a big one.
- Cosmo Kramer
Some people call me a hipster dufus; others call me a genius. I've been mistaken for a pimp, a frankenstein-like monster, and once in LA i was even thought to be the Smog Strangler.
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What's up dogs?! I'm Cosmo, I'm 5 years old, My hobbies include staring at the fish tank, eating scraps that I find on the ground, computer networking, sleeping, getting dressed up in my old punk threads. I like walks on my leash with Erin and Josh Butler. I also like it when you call me big POPPA. I'm just looking for a nice bitch to settle down with. YOU CALL YOURSELF A PLAYA BUT I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!
- Cosmo Kramer
I grew up in a galaxy far far away. Being raised by the Shigouts really showed me the way of being a great person. Cause that's what I am, great. I think people like me, but I've been told my best friend makes people like me cause I'm "special". It's ok though. As long as people keep giving me free donuts, I can't really complain.
- Cosmo
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
- Cosmo Kramer
Hey, my name is Cosmo, im a dog. im only 2 years old, but soon will be the big 3... dont tell tom im not really 18. Anyway, I like chillin at home, I dont get out much but when I do, i try to get the hell out! I like to watch tv and chew on bones, you know.. the usual.
- Cosmo Kramer
KEITH HERNADEZ! ME AND NEWMAN DESPISE HIMM! Newman: JUne 14, 1987, METS PHILLIES... bottom of the 9th, hernadez makes a critical error, costs us the game. Our day was ruined. So we saw him walking by and i said nice game prety boy. That day, something changed us. He spat on us and Kramer screamed im hit. Then it hit me in The arm and landed on his left shoe. But jerry thinks he soo kool, moving wid him.
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Hi, im Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's neighbor, but also known as Doctor Von Nostrand, Hipster doofus, The Assman, K-Man and H.E. Pennypacker. My childhood was rough, i dont wanna talk about it, i still carry a lot of pain. My mom's name is Babs, she's a matron, we had rough times, but we're friends again, she was the one who revealed my real name, Cosmo.
- Cosmo Kramer
i just moved to columbus and pretty much know noone, other than my buddy chuck, his friend melissa, and my buddy bashundo.
- Cosmo Kramer
I feel like I had two lives. My pre-mousse and now, I begin my post-mousse. Hey, tell me the truth, have you ever seen a better looking guy? Seriuosly, I have this power over women, and I have no control over it. It's called the kavorka. They find me irresistable.
- Cosmo Kramer
Hello there my name is Cosmo, a bit about me: my two best freinds in the world are Jerry and George, i like listening to music, i like scotch (non scented of course), I love italian food, Cantalope from joe's, and my favorite cofee/donut shop (i saw joe dimagio there once)
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Oh hello there, I am the Cosmo Kramer, most of my friends call me Kramer, or the K-Man. I enjoy fresh fruit and golf. I also enjoy smoking cubans and playing cards with some of my buddies. I have not yet yet found the right lady for me, but when I do I want to have a child and name his Isosceles.
- Cosmo Kramer
34, Paramedic, Married, 2 girls. Oh and am right gid lookin!
- Cosmo Kramer
well as you can tell from my display name, i am a doctor in the field of "proctology". besides that i have held many jobs such as horse cariage tours around the city, i briefly worked at the bagel shop, i invented a new up and coming cologne called "the beach" that is supposed to hit stores anytime now. ive gone into several buisnesses with friends such as selling raincoats with my pal morty seinfeld and making mens braziers called "the bro" with my buddy frank costanza.
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Well Hello my name is Cosmo Kramer but you can call me Kramer, i have also been referred to as "the assman, a hipster dufus or the k-man" whatever works.I ran away from home at 17 and jumped aboard a steamer for Sweden where i briefly joined the military. i enjoy cuban cigars, women, fruit, meat slicers, rickshaws,my friend jerry's apartment, hot tubs, the mets, fine apparel from the 70's and many other fine things.
- Cosmo Kramer
Well, I've lived in New York City all my life. I'm unemployed, currently on strike. I use to work at H & H Bagels. I watch what I eat, I try to stay in shape, and personaly, I think I have a nice physique and a handsome face. Yoyo Ma!
- Cosmo Kramer
Well I mostly spend my time with Jerry or Newman, I met Jerry when he moved in a few years ago across the hall from me. He offered me some pizza and since then we always have been friends. I have been on strike from the H&H bagle place for 15 years now and I started my own company (Kramerica Industies) On my spare time I give the real Peterman tour which is really me. I wrote my own coffe table book and appeared on Regis and Kathy Lee Show.
- Cosmo Kramer
Well I mostly spend my time with Jerry or Newman, I met Jerry when he moved in a few years ago across the hall from me. He offered me some pizza and since then we always have been friends. I have been on strike from the H&H bagle place for 12 years now and I started my own company (Kramerica Industies) On my spare time I give the real Peterman tour which is really me. I wrote my own coffe table book and appeared on Regis and Kathy Lee Show.
- Cosmo Kramer
Well Giddy Up there little buddies! I'm Cosmo Kramer. Kramer with a K. Im went on strike from a bagel shop that I worked at years ago. I went back briefly to try my hand at the bagle business after 12 years of striking, but had to go back on strike a few days later. They tryed to make me work on Festivus! Issues.
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My name is Cosmo Kramer, or just Kramer. I enjoy the pop-in to my friend Jerry's place. Hey buddy. I got a good friend Bob Sacamano and another named Newman. Just Newman. I enjoy driving the fire trucks, I know my way around the city. I am currently the Chief Executive Officer of Kramerica Industries, and am on strike from H and H Bagels. I acted in Murphy Brown as Ms. Brown's secretary, and had a line in a Woody Allen movie.
- Cosmo Kramer
So many females So much inspiration.
- Cosmo Kramer
My name is Cosmo Kramer. I am a thinker. I spend my spare time thinking of little gadjets to make the consumer's life a little easier one bit at a time.
- Cosmo Kramer
My name is cosmo kramer,i live in mahatan across the hall from mr jerry seinfeld,comedian.i dont have any particular job but moneys never a problem.
- Cosmo Kramer
The name's Cosmo Kramer, but everyone just calls me Kramer. I enjoy the finer things in life such as a good game of golf, a flavorful Cuban cigar, cage-free farm-fresh eggs, and a night at the opera. I also like hanging out in my friend Jerry's apartment and borrowing (not mooching) from him.
- Cosmo Kramer
schizo.
- Cosmo Kramer
I like sleeping and eating cheese. I also enjoy eating mud and rocks, and long walks on the levee with my special someone. I think birds look delicious, and I hate cats because they're mean to me.
- Cosmo Kramer
I'm a pooper....nuff said...
- Cosmo Kramer
I'm Kramer, i live in NYC across the hall from Jerry. I've got it, the women can't help but fall in love with me...yep.
- Cosmo Kramer
I am Cosmo Kramer, and I am the next door neighbor of Jerry Seinfeld and just somehow wiggled my way into Jerry's life. I borrow everything from Jerry, and return nothing. Jerry's refrigerator is mine just as well. I have many other friends including Elaine Benes, George Costanza, Newman, and Bob Sacamano.
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I'm a Universal Partykid Hybrid of sorts. Originally from north central CT, Western Mass. Throw me in any crowd and I tend to make at least one new friend. I work hard and I play hard. My real passion is music, synthesis and intelligent lighting. I love the dimensions of hearing, feeling and seeing the music.
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Hey!!! Im Known as just mainly Kramer but you can also call me Mr. Kramer, Cosmo, or El Presidente. I enjoy hanging out in Jerry's Apartment with Jerry, George and Elane. I also like to smoke fine cuban cigars, and being a hipster is what I am and I'm LOVVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets all make this "Kramerica" Life work!!!!
- Cosmo Kramer
Boxers! How do you wear these things?
- Cosmo Kramer
I live in New York City across the hall from Jerry. My aliases are: Doctor Martin Von Nostrand, and H.E. Pennypacker.
- Cosmo Kramer
"I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!" I oft times find myself wondering "Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint - it's delicious!" I feel like I've had two lives. My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse. I'm an innovator, i had this great idea about opening a pizza place where people made their own pies, but my friend advised aginst it.
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Hi im Cosmo Kramer.....i enjoy many things including goin to the cofee shop with my friends jerry elaine and george....im am also single and a very eligible bachelor Nicknames: The K-Man, Krame. Ran away from home at 17 and jumped aboard a steamer for Sweden. Claimes to have 'dark brown eyes, like rich Colombian coffee'. Likes to take bubble baths. Prefers to be on the bottom during sex. Likes cucumbers on his pizza.
- Cosmo Kramer
Hey Hey Hey.