- Mark Thomas
Mark Clifford Thomas (born 11 April, 1963) is an English comedian, presenter, political activist and reporter from south London. He first came to light as a guest comic on the BBC Radio 1 comedy show "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" in the late 1980s. He is best known for political stunts on his show, "The Mark Thomas Comedy Product" on Channel 4.
- Jimmy Hill
Jimmy Hill (James William Thomas Hill) (born July 22, 1928 in Balham, London and currently resident in Hurstpierpoint, Sussex) is an English football personality. His career has taken in virtually every role in football, including player, union leader, coach, manager, director, chairman, television executive, presenter, analyst and even match official.
- John Sullivan
John Sullivan OBE (born December 23 1946 in Balham, London,England), is the writer of several British sitcoms including the immensely popular "Only Fools and Horses" as well as "Citizen Smith", "Dear John", "Just Good Friends", "Roger Roger", and "The Green Green Grass". In addition, he also wrote the comedy drama series "Micawber" for ITV. John also co-writes many comedies including "Heartburn Hotel".
- Ainsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott (born February 28 1957) is a British celebrity chef. His most well-known role is perhaps that of presenting the quick-fire cookery programme "Ready Steady Cook". Harriott was born in Balham in south London. Harriott is married to former costume designer, Clare Fellows. They have two children and a dog called Oscar. Clare is the sister of the creator of "John Shuttleworth" and "Jilted John", Graham Fellows.
- Margaret Rutherford
Dame Margaret Rutherford DBE (11 May 1892-22 May 1972) was an English Academy Award-winning character actress who first came to prominence following World War II in the film adaptations of Noel Coward's "Blithe Spirit", and Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest".
- David Smith
David Mark Smith (born January 9, 1956, Balham, London) is a former English cricketer who played in 2 Tests and 2 ODIs from 1986 to 1990.
- Healey Willan
Healey Willan, CC (October 12, 1880 - February 16, 1968) was a Canadian organist and composer. He composed more than 800 works including operas, symphonies, chamber music, a concerto, and pieces for band, orchestra, organ, and piano. He is best known for his religious music. He was born in Balham, London and emigrated to Canada in 1913 to become the head of the theory department at the Canadian Conservatory of Music (now the Royal Conservatory of Music) in Toronto.
- Derek Fowlds
Derek Fowlds (born 2 September 1937 in Balham, London) is an English actor. Derek Fowlds had appeared in minor British films before he became familiar to British television viewers as "Mr Derek" in the children's series "The Basil Brush Show" (replacing Rodney Bewes as presenter of the show). Probably his most famous role, however, was that of Bernard Woolley in "Yes Minister" and its sequel, "Yes, Prime Minister", …
- Fred Harris
Frederic Walter Harris (6 March 1915 - 4 January 1979, Kenya) was a British politician and businessman. He was Conservative Member of Parliament in Croydon between 1948 and 1970. Fred Harris was born in Balham, South London and educated at Belmont College, Streatham. After working for a period in local government, he set up his own business with money invested by Sir Sidney Marshall. Marshall's Malted Milk was set up in Clapham but soon moved to Croydon.
- Alan Knight
Alan Edward Knight MBE (born 3 July 1961 in Balham, London) is a former English footballer. He holds the record for the most appearances for a single club by a goalkeeper, having played 801 games (683 in the league) for Portsmouth F.C. between 1978 and 2000; this superseded Peter Bonetti's record of 600 goalkeeping appearances for Chelsea. In addition to his goalkeeping record, Knight is the second-longest serving Portsmouth player of all time behind Jimmy Dickinson, …
- Junior Mendes
Junior Albert Mendes (born September 15, 1976) is a professional footballer with League 2 side Notts County.
- Johnny Kidd
Johnny Kidd (born September 20, 1955) is the ring name a British professional wrestler best known for his work during what was known as the Golden Era of British Wrestling.
- Barry Cole
Barry Cole (born 1936, Balham, South London) is a British poet. Apart from two years (1970-1972) as Northern Arts Fellow in Literature at the universities of Durham and Newcastle-upon-Tyne, and two years (1955-1957) in the RAF as a National Serviceman, he worked until 1995 as an editor at the Central Office of Information, and is now a freelance editor and writer. He has published seven collections of poems and four novels. His poems appear in more than a dozen anthologies, …
- Mike Ketley
Keyboard player and singer Mike Ketley (born 1 October 1947 in Balham, London) started out in Bognor Regis band, The Soundtracks. In 1962, he joined Johnny Devlin & The Detours and later was a member of Beau Brummell & The Noblemen with Bryan Stevens. In 1966, Ketley and Stevens formed a new group, The Motivation, which evolved, with various line up changes, through The Penny Peeps and Gethsemane.
- Malcolm Tucker
I'm me. I was born under a dark moon on a chill winters night as the wind was howling and a gale picked up from over yonder. Then I grew up till I became the age I am now.
- Jeremy
Yes, that's right, I'm Jeremy (informally 'Jez') a writer and sometime artist perhaps best-known these days as the author of Number One in Heaven (left) - the bible of pop's dead - out now from Penguin and shortly Chicago Review Press in the US (please check it out via the former's website). My earlier career took in a spell as a writer/associate producer on the BBC's Never Mind the Buzzcocks and has since seen many credits in TV/publishing.
- Derek Warner
I'm OK, thank you.
- Olivia
a mouse [they say].
- Helena
im cool if u r, if u aint den i aint datz me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna no more den ask!
- Laura Weller
No, its not me who's having a baby its my Sister!!!kittens are as far as im ready to go right now so dont worry, there will not be a little Laura just yet.
- Tom
My names Tom, i woz born in Bangkok, Thailand, but i have lived most of my life in Balham, South London. At the moment, i'm studying Foundation Art & Design Media, specializing in Film. Next year i hope to go on a study BA Film Production. My student house is Blue and its 5 mins from the town centre and 5 mins from the beach, so its not a bad place to be.
- De-Relle Mustafa
15 m frm london support manchester united i am going into my last year of school year 11 of Carshalton Boys Sports College, msg mi if ya wanna know more.
- Glen
I'm 21 & from London, currently studying at Greenwich Uni...i'm 5ft 11...I would like to think of myself as a socialable kinda guy. I enjoy meeting new people and finding out about their lives. I have a website with me and my best friends... if you wana look its www.truplayez.homechoice.co.uk...have a look but be warned...there are some crazy characters there!","eHNsL3VzZXIueHNs");.
- Rob Danavell
Tall Dark and Honest.... oh yeah and I dance like a c*nt, but in a nice way.
- James Frew
Hi.
- Nadine
My name is nadine and I like the moon and the sun and the stars and people and bits of junk and hibiscus flowers and shoes and cigarettes and coffee and poetry and music and art and cats and dogs and swimming and dancing and laughing really hard so you feel it in your belly like you're gonna die and kissing and playing games and thinking and learning and crying and gardens and the sky and the sea I mean I could go on but I don't really know what i'm supposed to write here!
- Shaun
Hahaha thats for you to find out.. Just say hello and lets see where we go from there :) You only live once...
- Charlotte
Still trying to figure out what to do with my life...but having fun finding out. I cry a lot, especially when i have PMT and i pass a guide dog in the street. I make up for the occasional sobfest by fits of laughter through my over-sized and imperfect teeth. I grew up with a wonderful family where we cut our toast into squares, not triangles, and not one of us experienced air travel until at least the age of 16. I love to be at one with nature.
- Andrew
yea yea its ur boy staf-man (**ONE DOGG**) im gud person... well dats wot ppl tel me, im gud 2 crack joke wiv, ppl find it ez talkin 2 me (onli if im not talkin bout myself lool),i h8 snakes n liars n ppl dat chat ppl business, im 5'6ish (i no im short lol) brown eyes,black hair etc etc. erm cnt fink ov ne tin else so jus holla @ me if u wannna no mre yh. stay blessed yh (JESUS LUVS U YH) Stay real 2 urself.
- Joe Morton
I'm joe, it says i'm 16 but i'm only 12. i likr tennis, swimming and this strange kinda music called prog metal. i go to graveney school nd i'm in year 8. i play da drums and (not dat i'm boastin) i'm quite good. Nd i am da dreamtime voice in the gifts awake and dreaming. buy their fuking CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Dan Wells
I live in Balham and work for a creative design company mainly involved with advertising and drinking, um socialising, thats the one, yeah lots of socialising. I enjoy having a laugh and generally being chilled, anything for a quiet life, nice.
- Joe
i like swimming and stuff.
- Iain
'About me', that's tricky. If i define myself through my work then I'm a Sign Language Interpreter. But I don't define myself through work - I earn so i can do more interesting stuff with the money. Like being nerdly. So I guess I'm a nerd, but not a 'sitting in my pants getting fat downloading movies from Limewire' nerd. More like a (see all my interests, movies etc below) nerd. I'm also a, um, Yeah so just a nerd really. Whatever. I'm comfortable in my life.
- Dave Carter
Hi my name's dave carter you might have seen me in such programmes as Carter does liverpool, and carter in the five bells getting lean and my personal favourite dave does everyone. Im into soul music, house, RnB.
- Colette
im changing my profile so its ALL GONE! :O! for the time being...
- Mark Ruggles
Still pure geek, Work in City doing Computer Security/Networks/Telephony. I told ya didn't I!!! Live in Balham, South London Looking to catchup with all you mofos that I lost contact with over the years.
- Charles Nicholson
live in good old London.
- Jemel
i like asian girls specaly like JAPAN AND CHINA I LIKE THERE LANGAUE AND I LIKE TO SPEAK ONE DAY U KNOW I LIKE JAPANESE GIRLS EYES I THINK IT LOOKS VERY ATRACTIVE. I AM I COOL PERSON I GET TO KNOW ME I LIKE SOCIALIZE MOST OF THE TIME I AM A PRODUCER FOR M.C.Records and a artist 4 RCA i like to have a asian girl friend 2 there are the top 5 national girl then its jamaica. i am black and tall at leats 6ft 5 i know its tall but i am cool with it all of mi famliy is tall anway.
- Sam
The names Sam and I live in south west London. I go to Graveney (in the sixth form), and I do Maths, German, Psychology and Economics. Don't really know what I wanna do when I'm older, but for now, I'm taking it slow. I love to play the drums and I support Arsenal - the best football team in the world. I work at Dexters Grill near Wandsworth Common on only Sundays now; come and get some lunch! Add me if you like; I'll talk. MSN is sammathie@hotmail.com - original hey?
- Rosy
I've just finished a course in music production & Performance where i improved my vocal skills and learnt how to produce but saying that i know production osn;t for me. I am a singer just haven't been as focused as i should be due to a lot of things but im getting back on it from now. If you have amy questiond just ask.........xx x%D%A.