- male
- Mr. Cranky is a satirical film critic persona, created in 1995 by Jason Katzman and Hans Bjordahl. Cranky's reviews consist of relentless pans of...
- male (Shelbyville, Indiana, United States)
- hey whats up? im mr. senior smiley. all the guys are jealous of me, because i hang out with all the girls. we love to go to sporting events of the...
- male (Los Angeles, California, United States)
- Well i just moved to los angeles after a long stay up north.I dont know anyone here and i would like to meet some new friends,,I am not supposed to...
- male, 40 years old (Seaside, California, United States)
- I'm fucking sexy. I don't have legs. I like porn. I like killing other puppets, and lame people. I like to drink Komrade Koolantâ¢. I like dog...
- male (Chatsworth, California, United States)
- Never leave the one you LOVE for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they LOVE.
- male (Bradenton, Florida, United States)
- i like hockey.
- male (Happy, Arkansas, United States)
- Well, I am kinda roundish, but my bright yellow skin draws the eye away from my wide middle. The botox (shh, don't tell the other guys) keeps me...
- male, 30 years old (Christiansburg, Virginia, United States)
- What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)
- male (United States)
- love girls girls girls.
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