Mr. Cranky

male
Mr. Cranky is a satirical film critic persona, created in 1995 by Jason Katzman and Hans Bjordahl. Cranky's reviews consist of relentless pans of...
Mr. Smiley

Mr.Smiley

male (Shelbyville, Indiana, United States)
hey whats up? im mr. senior smiley. all the guys are jealous of me, because i hang out with all the girls. we love to go to sporting events of the...
Mr Smiley

MrSmiley

male (Los Angeles, California, United States)
Well i just moved to los angeles after a long stay up north.I dont know anyone here and i would like to meet some new friends,,I am not supposed to...
Mr. Smiley

Mr.Smiley

male, 40 years old (Seaside, California, United States)
I'm fucking sexy. I don't have legs. I like porn. I like killing other puppets, and lame people. I like to drink Komrade Koolant™. I like dog...
Mr. Smiley

Mr.Smiley

male (Chatsworth, California, United States)
Never leave the one you LOVE for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they LOVE.
Mr Smiley

MrSmiley

male (Bradenton, Florida, United States)
i like hockey.
Mr. Smiley

Mr.Smiley

male (Happy, Arkansas, United States)
Well, I am kinda roundish, but my bright yellow skin draws the eye away from my wide middle. The botox (shh, don't tell the other guys) keeps me...
Mr Smiley

MrSmiley

male, 30 years old (Christiansburg, Virginia, United States)
What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)
Mr. Smiley

Mr.Smiley

male (United States)
love girls girls girls.