- male, 31 years old (Monterey, California, United States)
- A Monkey walks into a bar and says, "Make me an Immortal". The bar tender replys, "Im out of Vodka".
- male, 28 years old (berkeley heights, New Jersey, United States)
- United States Marine Corps.
- male, 26 years old (Newton, Illinois, United States)
- That isn't piss, its' my buddies puke.
- male, 22 years old (Eau Claire, Wisconsin, United States)
- And when he gets to heaven, To Saint Peter he will tell, One more soldier reporting sir, I've served my time in hell.
- male, 22 years old (Camp Pendelton, California, United States)
- So I am 20.... bored, and in the marines. Its pretty sweet. haha I have no idea what to say and I'm a complete loser...
- male, 25 years old (Las Vegas, Nevada, United States)
- male, 22 years old (Ft.hood Texas, Texas, United States)
- male, 24 years old (Ft Hood, Texas, United States)
- male, 26 years old (Iraq)
- male, 32 years old (Fort Bragg, North Carolina, United States)
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