- George Costanza
Get this Seinpost.
- George
I like Sports, Music and Good Movies!
- George Costanza
I'm nearing middle age and I still haven't outgrown the problems of puberty. Yet it takes me forever to have an orgasm. I went from having orgasms just like that to taking forever to have orgasms. You can do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a medium orgasm. I know less about women than any man who has ever lived. I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham. I'm a great quitter.
- George Costanza
Yeah, but nothing happens. You see, it's just like life. You know, you eat, you go shopping, you read.. You eat, you read, You go shopping.
- George Costanza
I am an incredibly successful architect known simply as Art Vandelay. In reality, I am a short, fat bald man by my own admission. I am unemployed for long periods of time and live with my parents whom I hate very often. I have tried almost every job imagineable, and find a way to get fired almost without fail. Really a talent that cannot be denied. My relationships are a series of blunders. Sorry Susan.
- George Costanza
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. I'm a bad seed. I'm a bootlegger. My whole life is a lie. Some people call me T-Bone. If I was a porno actor, my name would be Buck Naked. I am a widower. My fiance Susan died from poisonous envelopes that I picked out for our wedding invitations. Her parents blame me for her death.
- George Costanza
Play Board Games.
- George Costanza
Hi my name is George, Iâm unemployed and I live with my parents.
- George Costanza
"It's not a lie, if you believe it.".
- George Costanza
I'M A BIG GREEN GAY DUCK! My nickname is George Costanza cause I am going bald like George Costanza from Seinfeld.
- George Costanza
I Skateboard, nuff said.
- George Costanza
I'm a short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man. The best friend of Jerry Seinfeld since childhood, I once tried to poison his boss. I was forced to move back in with my parents whose constant bickering annoys me greatly. Unable to have much sucess with women (I drove two to lesbianism), I proposed to former girlfriend Susan Ross when I decides to try to make something of my life. Unfortunately, she was poisoned by the cheap wedding invitations I bought.
- George Costanza
Friend Count.
- George Costanza
Lets just cut to the chase, my life has been a moderately depressing saga of a neurotic man who is trying to come to grips with himself. I went to Kennedy High School where I met my best friend Jerry Seinfeld when he fell from climbing the rope in gym class. We both found oursleves at Queens college afterwards. The younger years went by fast and we soon found oursleves out in the real world.
- George Costanza
As I metioned before, I'm George, I'm unemployed and I live with my Parents. I've been trying this "truth is always best" policy. Some of you may know me as "Art Vandalay" or "George Cant-Stand-Ya", but those are all meaningless comedic pawns my friend Jerry and I designed for our sit-com. Did'nt I tell you. Thats right, I'm a writer. I'm actually writing a pilot for NBC right now.
- George Costanza
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents... I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up. And I've never won at Ink-A-Dink.
- George Costanza
(Not enough space here!)
- George Costanza
ok well, im not going to seriously tell you all about myself in the "About Me" myspace section. i like to joke around and sometimes say outrageous things to people also to joke around, man, i thinks its easier to meet people in real life instead of here.
- George Costanza
I am a true stall man at heart. My secret ATM code is "BOSCO. I am a converted Latvian Orthodox. My favorite brand of condoms is Trojan. I enjoy racket ball. My middle name is Louise. I lost my virginity in HIgh SChool to Ms. STafford, my home room teacher. I once ate an onion whole like a piece of fruit. I am obsesed with sex. Some day I truly aspire to be an architect. I once got a High SCore of 658,000 on Frogger.
- George Costanza
I'm George Costanza, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.I worked at Vandele Industries, but my friend Kramer said the wrong thing, and I never got the job.
- George Costanza
I was born on April 8th, 1959. My best friend is Jerry. My other friends are Kramer and Elaine. We like to do things together. I live in New York, and I am an architect, a screenwriter, a marine biologist, and an Import/Export dealer for Vandaley Industries. I make lots of money and have beautiful women hitting on me all the time. Any women out there think they can tie me down?
- George Costanza
what about me?
- George Costanza
himynameiscollin, im from milltown. i really like music, playing guitar and to read, talk to me if you want.
- George Costanza
Yo we like to have fun by just being ourselves and hanging out.... basically anything we do is always mad fun Also we keep it StraightEdge as a bitch.
- George Costanza
My name is George, I'm unemployed, and live with my parents. I'm also an architect and have designed many of the skyscrapers around the city I live in, New York City. I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me theyâre thinking, thatâs why Iâm not a heterosexual. I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum.
- George Costanza
A drunk driver is dangerous. But, a backseat drunk driver is even worse, if he's persuasive! -"take a left", "there's trees there" -"truuuuust me"!!
- George Costanza
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents...
- George And George Costanza
George was Jerry Seinfeld's neurotic best friend. Untill he met Ned Porter (Pittsburgh Pa) He sometimes lived with his parents, Estelle and Frank Costanza, a bitter couple who were as neurotic as their son, but now lives in Neds parents house. As a teenager, he was tormented by his gym teacher, who intentionally mispronounced George's last name as "Can't Stand Ya." George and Jerry attended public school together, setting the dynamic for their later relationship.
- George Costanza
Office Haiku: I am a writer. I planned to be a princess. It did not work out.
- George Costanza
I am a short balding stocky man. I reside in New York city. My Best Friend is Jerry. I have many problems with women and have dated, a con, a bald woman, a supermodel, a rich womanand many many more. I have even been on a date with Marisa Tomei. I once owned John Voght's car, and held high socorer in Frogger. I dated my cousin to make my parents hate me, and still live with them most of the time.
- George Costanza
I trust no man.
- George Costanza
I work for the New York Yankees, befor then i could barly hold ajob for more then 3 week. I live with my parents. although i spend more time at my freind Jerrys house, and my other freinds, Eleane, and Krammer. I met Jerry in Gym Class at Kenedy High, when trying to climb a rope, i fell on him.
- George Costanza
My name is George, Iâm unemployed and I live at my parents.
- George Costanza
Get your own Myspace Layout at.
- George Costanza
· My Favorite Episode ·.
- George Costanza
I'm an ass.
- George Costanza
Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. My dear fianci Suzy passed away resently, it was.. a .. shocking horrible thing. Anyways I'm a writer. I wrote a sitcom called Jerry! My friend Jerry helped out a little, so I guess... I can't really take ALL of the credit.
- George Costanza
George is available.
- George Costanza
I am a middle aged bald man who lived with his parents for longer than I care to remember. I love the Yankees, even if they did trade me for some chicken, those Sonsabitches. I once saved a whale by removing a Titlelist from its blow hole (A hole in one, as Kramer would say). I was fired for having sex with the cleaning lady at one job. I like to lie to make myself seem important.
- George Costanza
Hey, I'm George. People say I'm a horrible person but I'm just mis-understood. OK, so I kind of was responsible for burning down my girlfriends cabin and turned her to lesbianism, put another woman in a mental hospital, tried to get compinsation when a suicide victim threw nimself off a building on to my car and ate a chocolate eclair out of a bin. Oh, I once won a masturbation contest... although I did cheat..... don't tell Jerry.