Ben Foy

Ben Foy

male, 25 years old (Westlake Village, California, United States)
alien lizard tall skinny radio controlled heckler. Stand-up comedy, acting and motivational speaking. My love, Natasha Francesca Lloyd, is the most...
Thomas Curran

Thomas Curran

male, 25 years old (Covington, Kentucky, United States)
Strong pulse, agreeable attitude, open mind, modified body. Plays the bass. Brings sex appeal. Loves his mama.
Patrick Clawson

Patrick Clawson

male, 29 years old (Santa Cruz, California, United States)
Once, I split my incisor on my knee. It wasn't because I have long incisors, but that I have really tall kneecaps.
Gena

Gena

female, 66 years old (Phoenix, Arizona, United Kingdom)
"The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce.
Amy

Amy

female, 30 years old (Hollywood, California, United States)
I ride a pink pony, bathe in Almond Milk, see dead people, smell colors, lick rainbows, wag my tail, lollygag & worship Little Debbie. Wanna play?...
Wale

Wale

male, 102 years old (Cerritos, California, United States)
Black Banana creates sweet ass music. Wale is the bass player, producer and singer (sort of...) for Black Banana.