Elisa

Elisa

female, 31 years old (New York City (Upper East Side), New York, United States)
CUTE BUT PSYCHO! I'm a night owl, love to sleep on Sundays, like to rollerblade and ice-skate, I'm a movie girl, I always wanted to study...
Jason Hoye

Jason Hoye

male, 23 years old (Batavia/Dekalb, Illinois, United States)
I like playing the guitar, drinkin pepsi twist, wearin' mocassins and taking long naps. I don't like girls whose pants are bigger than mine.
Andy

Andy

male, 29 years old (New York, Alabama, United States)
I saw a baby yesterday with a patch over it's eye. It was a pirate-baby, I'm pretty sure of it. I'd never seen such a small pirate before - it...
Nicholas

Nicholas

male, 26 years old (San Luis Obispo, California, United States)
Super Purfundo on the early eve of your day! I am a well rounded, solipsistic individual. I am plagued with dreams to the point I can no longer...
Sean

Sean

male, 27 years old (Richardson, Texas, United States)
i sometimes talk with a pirate voice. i like to put bugles on my fingers and pretend i have witch hands. i like the sound a door stop makes when...
Julia Fernandez

Julia Fernandez

female, 29 years old (Portland, Oregon, United States)
A humble request to anyone posting a comment on here: Please DO NOT post high-speed flashing .gifs. I'm Epileptic and flash gives me at best a...
Adam

Adam

male, 31 years old (Pittsburgh and, Arizona, United States)
My name is Adam. I am thin, single, and neat. I am about to graduate Magna Cum Laude from the Icecream Man Training Institute this spring. I'm...
Kap

Kap

male, 31 years old (San Diego, California, United States)
What do I do? I live and breath. What do you do?
Vin Conzo

Vin Conzo

male, 25 years old (Middletown, New Jersey, United States)
From the guys who brought you.....uh....well nothing as of yet, comes (pun intended) the funniest comedy since....Borat...yea let's go with Borat....