Patrick Clawson

Patrick Clawson

male, 29 years old (Santa Cruz, California, United States)
Once, I split my incisor on my knee. It wasn't because I have long incisors, but that I have really tall kneecaps.
Chris

Chris

male, 25 years old (Newark, New Jersey, United States)
My brain strains to lift freight trains from off the ground.
Carlos Amos

Carlos Amos

female, 87 years old (Owosso, Michigan, United States)
This is a new site i am working on making it look good for The Captain. Keep coming back and check it out.
Derek Hawkins

Derek Hawkins

male, 24 years old (dupont circle, Washington DC, Indiana, United States)
AIM = HawkTHC...................... I am war, I am pain, I am all you've ever slain, I am tears in your eyes, I am grief, I am lies, I am pure, I...
Jeff

Jeff

male, 103 years old (Hermosa Beach, California, United States)
Fun, spontaneous, and witty… Jeff Capri encompasses all of these qualities in one hilarious comedian. Capri’s career as taken him around the wo...
Frank Miller

Frank Miller

male, 33 years old (Orange County, California, United States)
I enjoy long walks on the beach and talking until the sun comes up... Really? Who talks like that? I like to laugh and to learn. Laozi says, "Those...
Che Arrajj

Che Arrajj

male, 34 years old (Land of the Law, Massachusetts, United States)
Im a struggling artist and a one man pirate ship aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrg!!! Im into photography, drawing, painting,fighting the power and traveling when...
Richard Parke

Richard Parke

male, 36 years old (Dilladelphia, Pennsylvania, United States)
"Life Goes By Pretty Fast, If You Don't Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It".