Laura Wren

Laura Wren

female
I am currently at the mercy of our our aquatic spacemonkey overlords. They need me to translate their constitution into English. Leave a message at...
Craig Lane

Craig Lane

male, 36 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
I am the by-product of omnipresent, homogenous, midwestern, conservative values. I was raised in a sleepy little suburb of Cleveland called Hudson,...
Jennifer Johnson

Jennifer Johnson

female, 38 years old (Seattle, Washington, United States)
'Music is the key to the female heart' --Johann G. Seume.
Ashley

Ashley

female, 26 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
Steel strings, hollow bodies, java, nic, and trashy television. I collect shoes and am in love with food. My friends call me "agro-lavigne,"...
John Sewell

John Sewell

male, 102 years old (Atlanta, Dirty South, Georgia, United States)
I,I... I loves peoples! Making people smile makes me happy. Don't tell Mama about that hole. I'll feed yer steak and pertaters, sallit...
Michael

Michael

male, 102 years old (Los Angeles, California, United States)
cash and prizes.
Dana Forrester

Dana Forrester

female, 102 years old (Ferndale, Michigan, United States)
I've had a pretty wild life - from playing in rock bands since I was 15 to living in a shack in Jamaica herding goats - it's been an awesome...