Laura Wren

Laura Wren

female
I am currently at the mercy of our our aquatic spacemonkey overlords. They need me to translate their constitution into English. Leave a message at...
Colin Powell

Colin Powell

male, 64 years old (St. Charles, Illinois, United States)
Im Colon Powell. And I'm one crazy ass nigga. People think i'm not black enough, those niggas have no idea. Don't debate with me, Ill win. I used...
Craig Lane

Craig Lane

male, 36 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
I am the by-product of omnipresent, homogenous, midwestern, conservative values. I was raised in a sleepy little suburb of Cleveland called Hudson,...
Jason Tipton

Jason Tipton

male, 31 years old (United States)
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going to let anybody see you. There's...
David

David

male, 35 years old (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
I want a house in Rio and one in Buenos Aires. I´d sail between them in a giant upright bass with a grand piano in the living room. In the ki...