Patrick Clawson

Patrick Clawson

male, 29 years old (Santa Cruz, California, United States)
Once, I split my incisor on my knee. It wasn't because I have long incisors, but that I have really tall kneecaps.
Dan Richmond

Dan Richmond

male, 102 years old (Las Vegas, Nevada, United States)
Dan lives in the desert and sells cigars to those unwary enough to stumble upon his hidden basalt fortress. Dan currently possesses a healthy...