Sancho Sanchisimo

Sancho Sanchisimo

male, 30 years old (Palo Alto, California, United States)
eli (my human) is on this here network and was getting all sorts of emails ranting about how cute i am, so we decided it was time for me to have my...
Dylaney

Dylaney

female, 62 years old (Los Angeles, California, United States)
I'm a full figured gal who is not uncomfortable with my body. I have a hired staff of two who annoy the hell out of me.
Caesar

Caesar

male, 31 years old (Buffalo, New York, United States)
I'm a small 11 lb pure bred Maltese who is very loving and full of energy. I like to meet new people and other dogs who want to hang out. I'm very...
Crunchy

Crunchy

female (Oakland, California, United States)
I am full of love and affections. I will kiss you all over and rub my butt on you even if I don't know you. If you rub my butt, I will never leave...
Carla

Carla

female, 85 years old (New York, New York, United States)
You either love me or hate me. I am an emotional and ritualistic eater. I can be a little stressed out and high strung, especially when I am...
Jack

Jack

male, 88 years old (Miami Beach, Florida, United States)
Well... I'm a cat. I'm furry, I look like a panther, I've got huge nuts, I'm still a virgin and I love to lick (myself and others).
Clementine

Clementine

female, 23 years old (Vernon Rockville, Connecticut, United States)
I'll mess with Texas.
Odie

Odie

female, 50 years old (Elmont, New York, United States)
Im alittle hairey, but deffinatley loveable. I like going for long walks & taking frequent naps. Sometimes my butt gets itchy & then i bite on it...
Yogi

Yogi

male, 32 years old (Austin, Texas, United States)
OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!
Siena

Siena

female, 39 years old (Santa Monica, California, United States)
I'm often mistaken for being vicious. But really, once you get to know me...you'll love me too!