Mike Martinez

Mike Martinez

male, 30 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
Hot Pants and Screw Top Wine Dr. P R Templeton Blain Smytheford 'Skip' Wellheadingly III Esq. This is why your mama told you to wear clean...
Ryan Brady

Ryan Brady

male, 29 years old (San Jose, California, United States)
hmmm..about me.. I consider myself rather artsy although some may not read into that when they first meet me..Those that know me well, know I am...
Kane

Kane

male, 31 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
Come to Poleng, u monkey turds! www.polenglounge.com;.
John Ginty

John Ginty

male, 31 years old (Syracuse, New York, United States)
Charismatic, enigmatic, prophylactic, all of these words have been used to describe me in one sense or another. Adventure, ha. Excitement, hmmph,...
Alwreckx

Alwreckx

male, 36 years old (Long Beach, California, United States)
hopeless alcoholic, derelict,.
Jenny Fields

Jenny Fields

female, 36 years old (Darkest, Connecticut, United States)
waving, not drowning. hiding my fish tail beneath the waves. My reality is much more interesting than your fantasy.
Jeff

Jeff

male, 41 years old (SAINT LOUIS, Missouri, United States)
I am better than you.
Mike

Mike

male, 31 years old (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States)
Oh my god! I get to describe myself! There are few things tastier than a self congratulatory rant. (except maybe Pockey..mmmmm Pockey. The Japanese...
Keri Rae

Keri Rae

female, 32 years old (Tempe, Arizona, United States)
I have a monkey in my office. His name is Dan. Whenever I am feeling blue or overwhelmed by my insanely demanding corporate whoring job, I look at...
Nathan

Nathan

male, 37 years old (Atlanta, Georgia, United States)
me cave man. live long, long ago. me frozen in glacier while poop. thaw out many, many years later. madcap adventure ensue...