- male, 30 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
- Hot Pants and Screw Top Wine Dr. P R Templeton Blain Smytheford 'Skip' Wellheadingly III Esq. This is why your mama told you to wear clean...
- male, 29 years old (San Jose, California, United States)
- hmmm..about me.. I consider myself rather artsy although some may not read into that when they first meet me..Those that know me well, know I am...
- male, 31 years old (San Francisco, California, United States)
- Come to Poleng, u monkey turds! www.polenglounge.com;.
- male, 31 years old (Syracuse, New York, United States)
- Charismatic, enigmatic, prophylactic, all of these words have been used to describe me in one sense or another. Adventure, ha. Excitement, hmmph,...
- male, 36 years old (Long Beach, California, United States)
- hopeless alcoholic, derelict,.
- female, 36 years old (Darkest, Connecticut, United States)
- waving, not drowning. hiding my fish tail beneath the waves. My reality is much more interesting than your fantasy.
- male, 41 years old (SAINT LOUIS, Missouri, United States)
- I am better than you.
- male, 31 years old (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States)
- Oh my god! I get to describe myself! There are few things tastier than a self congratulatory rant. (except maybe Pockey..mmmmm Pockey. The Japanese...
- female, 32 years old (Tempe, Arizona, United States)
- I have a monkey in my office. His name is Dan. Whenever I am feeling blue or overwhelmed by my insanely demanding corporate whoring job, I look at...
- male, 37 years old (Atlanta, Georgia, United States)
- me cave man. live long, long ago. me frozen in glacier while poop. thaw out many, many years later. madcap adventure ensue...
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