Andy Lester

Andy Lester

male
Twenty years of experience in software development, now managing a staff of programmers and sysadmin. Also working on numerous technical books for...
Laura Wren

Laura Wren

female
I am currently at the mercy of our our aquatic spacemonkey overlords. They need me to translate their constitution into English. Leave a message at...
Sara Forrest

Sara Forrest

female, 29 years old (Anchorage, Alaska, United States)
I enjoy long walks on the beach and drunken shouting matches in bars about sex offenders, to the soothing sounds of Barry Manilow, if I'm lucky....
Tyson

Tyson

male, 36 years old (Seattle, Washington, United States)
Remember Lounge Ax? RIP. *sniff* [Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Bueller?].
Eric Larose

Eric Larose

male, 26 years old (San Diego, California, United States)
ironic and humorous, yet personally detached statement specifically designed and cultivated to permeate a sense of lawless abandon with a hint of...