Evan Hapner

Evan Hapner

male, 33 years old (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
roger likes to smell farts.
Katie

Katie

female, 30 years old (New York, New York, United States)
I am originally a little country bumpkin from Foster, Rhode Island. Started playing oboe because no one else had really signed up for it at...
Mia

Mia

female, 97 years old (Boston, Massachusetts, United States)
Violinist for avant-rock/experimental band.
Jason Craig

Jason Craig

male, 26 years old (Logan, Utah, United States)
I grew up in Layton, Utah and from birth have slowly had my hopes and dreams crushed from me by the oppresive, autocratic social order that is Utah.
Carly Stitt

Carly Stitt

female, 23 years old (Provo, Utah, United States)
I go to BYU, and it seems like I've lived in Provo forever. I spend too much time online doing nothing, and not enough studying. I like to eat ice...
Melissa Kelly

Melissa Kelly

female, 31 years old (Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States)
Guten Tag from your friendly neighborhood quasi-goth sensualist aesthete opera singer! Let's see...generic categories in which I am interested are...
Richard Stuart

Richard Stuart

male, 39 years old (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States)
This is the Yeti Crab, quite possibly the weirdest damn thing ever. And did you know that the land Yeti has the power of invisibility? It is also...
Albert

Albert

male, 33 years old (Newport News, Virginia, United States)
"It was time, I thought, for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole scene....The decision to flee came suddenly. Or maybe not. Maybe I’d pla...
Jason Thompson

Jason Thompson

male, 29 years old (San Diego, California, United States)
I adore women who are comfortable in their own skin. I'm interested in the gray areas of the human experience, when our own thoughts and situations...