Oscar Mayer

Oscar Mayer

male, deceased (1955)
Oscar Mayer is an American meat and cold cut production company, now owned by Kraft Foods, known for its hot dogs, bologna, bacon and Lunchables...
Sonya Thomas

Sonya Thomas

female, 40 years old
Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas (born Lee Sun-kyung (이선경) in 1969) is a top-ranked Korean-born American competitive eater from Alexandria, Virgin...

Bert Bratwurst

male, 102 years old (Christmas Island)
Jah

Jah

male, 32 years old (Los Angeles, California, United States)
i am unemployed. no goldiggers...
Phalicornia

Phalicornia

male, 40 years old (Los Angeles, California, United States)
Regional Pie Eating Champion (not nationals, though... next year?!?) I like fresh salads and mixed greens, but would rather eat a cherry pie than...
Noah

Noah

male, 36 years old (Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States)
Hopelessly addicted to my kitty and then some. Rambling on: noahblog.com.
Paul

Paul

male, 38 years old (Los Angeles, California, United States)
"Self..." I say, "Self... you gotta get yurself together, put on some shinies and get yurself lookin' straight on! Yur on a innernet and peoples...
Lincoln Square

Lincoln Square

female, 89 years old (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
My last name is "Chicago.".
Danny Walters

Danny Walters

male, 23 years old (Tijuana, Mexico, California, United States)
Alright, alright, alright.
Lauren Johnert

Lauren Johnert

female, 29 years old (Woodhaven, New York, United States)
If I were any more down to earth I'd be under the fucking ground. I plan to laser off all unnecessary body hair before I am 25. I service the...